I wore the best adult t shirt out to the bar last night, and everyone kept asking me where I got it. I had the name of the website memorized, and gave it out to at least twenty people. I knew that it would be a big hit, and the fact that the site only had a limited edition of them, insured me that I would be the only one on campus with the best of the best funny t shirts.

I would probably have told the people at the bar that I got it as a gift, if I thought they might be able to go on the offensive t shirts site and order it. I think that a funny t shirt loses its flair, if too many people have it. My best friend even asked me if she could borrow it for next weekend, and I told her no. I do not like sharing something when it is as good as my fabulous adult t shirt.

Maybe, if I find another t shirt that is really funny, and it is only part of a limited number then I will let my best friend wear the one that I wore last night. It will not be as funny, when I have on a new t shirt that they have never seen before.